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Thursday, November 09, 2006

"Elephant"'s obituary

The beloved Flickinger family hamster "Elephant" died today at 1:25 PM. She was suffering severe trauma to her intestines - with no hope of recovery. She enjoyed a few minutes of sunshine outside before she was quietly put to sleep with the aide of a shovel.
Funeral arrangements are being made - with a sour cream container as a coffin. The family is planning to bury her today. She will be missed.

Elephant was named after "Little Bill"'s hamster of the same name. We believe her official diagnosis was rectal prolapse.

As a dad, sometimes I get the "dirty" jobs. This is one of them.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jason Marianna said...

*mourns for the little beast*

3:58 PM

 

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